Watch Out for Fireballs!

274 Preview: Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

Episode  |  April 16th, 2020  |  51 mins 23 secs

It's time to free the land of the free.

273: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Episode  |  April 16th, 2020  |  2 hrs 3 mins

Like sands through the hourglass, everything ages. But because time is an ocean in a storm, not a river, some things age better than others, even within the same game. Kole and Gary talk about this well regarded classic and figure out which parts are delicious and which are past their sell-by date.

272: Legend of Grimrock II

Episode  |  April 9th, 2020  |  3 hrs 23 mins

We welcome this modest indie into the pantheon of masterpieces covered on this show.

271: Luigi's Mansion

Episode  |  April 2nd, 2020  |  1 hr 49 mins

watch out for fireballs, woff

Thanks Jack!

Gary and Kole turn out the lights and get cute-spooky with the forgotten Mario Brother. This charming, bite sized adventure oozes with polish and though it was unfairly maligned in its day, it was way ahead of its time. Take a listen!

Dispatch: Remakes

Episode  |  March 26th, 2020  |  2 hrs 8 mins

What makes good remakes good, and bad remakes bad?

State of Live Shows

Episode  |  March 24th, 2020  |  15 mins 4 secs

We've got some announcements.

270 Preview: The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time

Episode  |  March 19th, 2020  |  1 hr 44 mins

There are really two Ocarina of Times. The one that came out in 1998 that's undeniably groundbreaking and an aesthetic triumph, and the one that you can play in 2020 that has a lot of ups and downs. We give this sacred cow an honest evaluation in this episode.

Adaptation Decay 24: Carmen Sandiego (Quarantine Pack)

Episode  |  March 17th, 2020  |  1 hr 30 mins

Double Trouble has stolen another fuckin' quarry.

Exquisite Suffering 74: Dilbert's Desktop Games (Quarantine Pack)

Episode  |  March 17th, 2020  |  1 hr 4 mins

I'll come clean with you. If you know who Scott Adams is, and you know our general outlook on things, you can probably guess where this episode goes.

WOFF! 227: Bioshock Infinite (Quarantine Pack)

Episode  |  March 17th, 2020  |  4 hrs 4 mins

Let the circle be broken.

Unfilmable 4: From Beyond (Quarantine Pack)

Episode  |  March 17th, 2020  |  1 hr 10 mins

Let's get ready to horny!

269: Axiom Verge

Episode  |  March 12th, 2020  |  2 hrs 35 mins

Metroidvanias are pretty common, but games that aim to ape the original Metroid are few and far between.